Papa John's pizza

BloodNinjaBloodNinja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKateKK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKateK:Who are you?
BloodNinja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
BloodNinja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKateK:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
BloodNinja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKateK: Haha! OK
DirtyKateK:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
BloodNinja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKateK:I want everything, baby!
BloodNinja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKateK:Umm...Yes
DirtyKateK:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
BloodNinja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause**
DirtyKateK:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
BloodNinja:You can't hurry good pizza.
BloodNinja:I'm on my way now though pause**
DirtyKateK:So you're at my front door now.
BloodNinja:How did you know?
BloodNinja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
BloodNinja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKateKooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
BloodNinja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKateK:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
BloodNinja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but
the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the
bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKateK:What the fuck?
DirtyKateK:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKateK:Fuck