BloodNinja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
BloodNinja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
BloodNinja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
BloodNinja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
BloodNinja: You water your tomato patch.
BloodNinja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause)
BloodNinja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
BloodNinja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
BloodNinja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
BloodNinja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
BloodNinja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
BloodNinja: Yah, well I already Unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
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