THE TOOTH FAIRY SPEAKS

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: ….
Stranger: bot?
You: im the tooth fairy
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I DIDN*T GET ANYTHING FROM MY LAST 2 TEETHS WTF NOOB?!
You: im osrry
You: its been very busy
Stranger: yeah right, thats what santa said >:O
You: and my tooth insurance has been having problems
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING SANTA HAVENT U?
You: santa is overrated
You: no i have not
Stranger: Oh god.
You: he hates my wings
You: i think he is very fat
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: No sence of style
Stranger: I mean his so last season
You: and that red suit dont do nothing for him
Stranger: yup
You: maybe he needs a fashion consultant
Stranger: Like ali-g?
You: yeah and dude, Mrs Claus, shes a myth
Stranger: Damn that guy is hotter than a MoefAka
Stranger: No
You: MoefAka, huh
Stranger: I belive in Mrs claus, its just that she ran away with the rednose reindeer
You: ewww!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Whos name shall not be mentioned
You: dont worry
You: i know him
You: hes a jerk
Stranger: Jerk off
You: all stuck up just cause there is a fricking song about him
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: How fucking emo
You: and he leads the other reindeer
You: emos…
You: i only give them a penny a tooth
Stranger: Thats job well done.
You: too many ppl are emos
Stranger: but I GOT NUTIN
Stranger: Thug Life homie you feel me
You: Im so sorry
You: pull out a tooth
Stranger: I want the 2pacs last album and BIG’s first mixtape!
You: and i will give you 2.00for it
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: I can’t even get a coffe from starbucks
You: ok how bout 5:00
You: i mean 5.))
Stranger: sounds like a blowjob?
Stranger: coffe is atleast 5,50..
You: i mean $5.00
You: ulgh
You: my typing is bad
Stranger: Wher u from?
You: im very old, been around a couple hundred years
Stranger: I know
You: im from this cloud, u wouldnt know of it
You: its pretty frickin awesome
Stranger: Ooh you’re one of the teddybears?
You: how bout u?
You: NO!!!!!! they are the worst neigbors in history
Stranger: Im Kim Lil Jon
You: gay
You: no you
You: the teddys
Stranger: yeah they and their bigass rainbows
You: rainbows suck
You: and they giggle all night long
Stranger: Yeah have you met the irish elfs at the end of them?
Stranger: Fucking pricks.
You: no, the ends move, remember
You: so u cant ever get the pot
You: of gold
Stranger: But my mom said..
Stranger: Never mind
Stranger:
You: thats what moms say
Stranger: mom, thats whats for dinner
You: shit, some little 6 year old
You: lost his baby tooth
Stranger: !
You: and put it under his pillow in china
Stranger: You’re going to give him a job at fubu?
You: probably wants some chinese cash
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Yens
You: yeah, being the toothe fairy is hard
Stranger: I know
You: u gotta have all this currency
You: from around the world
Stranger: Where d you get all the money for this charity work?
You: it sucks!! you know how many ppl dont believe in me?
You: so they dont donate
Stranger: 6,700, 000, 000 roughly?
You: so THEY DONT GET MONEY FOR THEIR TEETH
You: not even close
Stranger: : /
You: well, gotta go give the kid his nickel..
You: yen, whatev
You: im losing enthusiasm for this job…sigh
Stranger: You need a vacation homie..
Stranger: You know that guy Peter Pan
You: yeah
You: dude, hes a jerk too
Stranger: I heard he sells there flights to dis awesome place
You: alll these ppl are overrated
Stranger: :O
You: but i been there
You: hung out with da mermaids
Stranger: Did you see herkules?
You: pretty relaxing
You: no
Stranger: batman?
Stranger: Tony Blair?
You: batman makes me mad
You: hes so damn rich
Stranger: Yeah
You: and he can give me any money
Stranger: I heard he gotta pimped out ride
You: but seriously
You: this kid fell alseep so gotta leave
You: bye,
Stranger: No
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: /b/ brothers listen
You: and im sorry about your tooth
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you cant leave
Stranger: No troll
You: y not
Stranger: anymore
You: WTH
Stranger: wher u from?
You: i told u
Stranger: …
Stranger: No seriously
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